- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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one stop shop

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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