- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

cory

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

people magazine

I'm rick james bitch

im telling maguire

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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