What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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