What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

The queen having a shit

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Poop...

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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