kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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