- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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