- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's 9+10? 19.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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