A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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