a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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