- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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