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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

darude- sandstorm

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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