- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A train poops its pants.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

im not food

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