if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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