So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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