- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A sober Irish individual.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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