what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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