- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

oh hey.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's 2+2? Fish

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

watch me nae nae

HURT

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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