roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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