Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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woman's rights

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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