- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Yo mama so fat.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

once upon a time, it snowed

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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