- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's a joke? Funny

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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