- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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