What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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