Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Jesus Christ

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

The lion swallowed his pride.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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