Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A sober Amy Winehouse

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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