What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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