knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A hill billy went fishing

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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