- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Drew Knowles is gay

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

The Colts this year.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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