- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

The Holocaust

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Kony 2012

Your momma's so fat...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

womens sports...

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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