What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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The economy.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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