- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

your going to die

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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