- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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