What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Hi

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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