What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Miscarriages.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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