Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Gale swallows.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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