how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Jesus

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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hrih

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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