- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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