- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Adam Chebali has no life

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