I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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