- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Women's rights.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

I work at jcpenny

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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