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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What would Muhammed do?

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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