What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

i committed murder

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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