how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

roses are red violets are blue

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

hello

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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