- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

kk

Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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