- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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I read the terms of service.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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