- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Knock Knock The doors already open

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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