Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Internet Explorer

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Large 4

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Balls

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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