- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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