- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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