- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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